What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?